In Ukraine, you go on Tinder to find a girl who will you on the first date (more on that later).Ukrainian girls’ sexual reticence is a product of both their traditionalist culture (in Lviv, church attendance is somewhere between 85 to 90 percent) and their country’s collapsing economy.One important area where Ukrainian women differ from Filipinas is that the former are far more guarded and suspicious. In fact, if President Trump ever gets around to liquidating the CIA, I recommend he exclusively recruit Ukrainian girls to staff whatever agency he creates to replace them.They know that they’re beautiful (even if they’re not egotistical about it like American women are) and that men want to sleep with them, and they’re also acutely aware that their country is swirling the toilet bowl. They’re good, good enough that I felt a little nervous answering their questions, even though I was giving my honest answers.Instead, I told her that I thought the country was “tragic”: while I liked the architecture and the museums, I thought the decaying sidewalks and crushing poverty was a sad sight.
I owe this tip to Roosh and Kyle Trouble: when a girl asks you what you think of Ukraine—decaying, collapsing, deindustrializing Ukraine—and you tell her you love it, she’ll know you’re full of shit.
They’re looking for boyfriends and husbands, not sexy clowns to entertain them in between bouts of tapping on their i Phones.
Simply and you’re 80 percent of the way to succeeding.
As a result, they’re going to interrogate you on the first date like Jack Bauer. While it’s not a good idea to tell them that you came to Ukraine specifically for the girls (if that’s what you’re there for), it’s possible to frame your answers in a way that satisfies her.
For example, when the girls I met asked me why I was in Ukraine, I told them “work,” which is technically true: just about everything I do counts as work since I typically write about it.